11 Reasons to HATE Real 'Mad'rid...

1. Boasts a team of superstars who cannot perform

2. Sold midfield lynchpin Makelele to Chelsea and thus made life difficult for ManUtd in EPL

3. Has no place in the team for performers such as Guti, Mori, Owen etc.

4. Pays a shocking and measly weekly salary of 7K pounds to the real and only Galactico - goalkeeper Casillas while salary of other superstars are in the range of 80-100K pounds

5. Plans to bid for Italian goalkeeper Buffon

6. Feels they can win the league by buying star strikers every season

7. Carlos, Zidane, Beckham are still in the starting line-up

8. Captain Raul is still not sold

9. Owen was treated like shit

10. Club President Perez is an asshole

11. Barcelona Rulezzz!